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Even The Church Has A Sense of Humour

A few Church signs (or signs of the times)...

If you don't fellowship you are not among the fellow sheep.

Our world revolves around the Son.

Even through the storm, the Son still shines.

"Sign Broken." You have to come inside to get the message.

Free trip to Heaven. Details inside.

Need directions? I've got them. God

If God is your co-pilot ... SWAP SEATS!

You thought Mr. Clean took out dirt?  TRY JESUS!

If you give the devil an inch, he will become the ruler.

Be as patient with others as God has been with you.

Enthusiasm for Christ is contagious -- has anyone caught it from you?

Those who walk with God won't run from people's needs.

God answers knee mail.

When God calls 'Time', the game is over. Which exit will you take?

Experts made the Titanic. Amateurs made the ark.

I love you
     and you
          and you.
                    God

3 Nails plus 1 Cross = 4 Given

If God Is Your CoPilot ... You'd Better Change Seats

Today's heavenly forecast -
Reign forever!

If attendance is any indication, there won't be many men in heaven.

God doesn't need great men. Great men need God.

Visitors aren't just welcome. They are expected.

When you find yourself far from God, remember it is not He that moved.

Give your troubles to God. He's up all night anyway.

You learn to walk by starting on your knees.

A marriage is the union of two forgivers.

Christ is the longest part of Christmas.

The original Christmas Club

The Devil believes in Jesus. Is he in Heaven?

STOMACH ACHE? - Doctor
TOOTH ACHE? - Dentist
HEART ACHE? - God

Hell has no fire escapes.

This day brought to you by Jesus.

Marriage takes a lot of heart work.

The Bible is your best TV Guide.

Prayer gives you a calm-plex.

Feeling let down today? Try looking up.

T.G.I.F. -- Thank God I'm Forgiven

Jesus invested His life in you. Have you shown any interest?

C'mon over and bring the kids. God

Get an afterlife

My way is the High Way. God

Let's meet Sunday ... face-to-faith. God

Will the road that you're travelling on get you to my place? God

Have you read my number 1 best seller? There will be a test. God

It's never too soon to plan for eternity.

If we are like Christ, some will not like us.

If you don't want the fruits of sin, stay out of the Devil's orchard.

Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

Hot outside? Try one of our Sundays!

Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

We are not Dairy Queen, but we have great Sundays!

Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

Free "faith-lift" on Sunday!

An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets".

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too".

People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.

How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? ---------> U R

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.